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The Funny Farm Restaurant 2
San Jose, CA • American • $
Your go to restaurant for "CraZy GoOd FoOD!" Classic comfort food, twisted in the most wonderful ways!
(408) 622-6953
4898-150 San Felipe Rd, San Jose, CA
American
Today: 9 AM–10 PM
Pick up / 15 minutes
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FOOD
BEVERAGE
LEMON HALF
$1.00
LEMON WHOLE
$2.00
MUNCHIES
CHICKEN WING A LINGS 10
Our wings are first seasoned and roasted before the final frying process. Crisp and delicious, loaded with flavor! Choose from flavors: classic buffalo, garlickity, lemon pepper, BBQ, teriyaki, sweet
$22.51
WING NUTZ
Tender chunks of all white meat chicken breast, fried Golden brown delicious and coated in your favorite flavors. Served with ranch dip and celery stix.
$16.40
LIL PECKERS
A basket of our all white meat chicken tender fritters. Served with Ranch, BBQ, or Sweet & Sour Sauce.
$13.40
LOADED TOTS
A pile of crispy tater tots, loaded with cheddar and jack cheese, bacon, sour cream, and thin cut scallions.
$13.40
PHILLY TOTS
Crispy tater tot’s loaded with cheddar and jack cheese, bacon, Funny Farm sauce, grilled peppers and onions, thin sliced Philly steak, and provolone cheese.
$16.49
TATER TOTS
A pile of crispy tater tots.
$8.26
STEAK CUT FRIES
Big chunky fries, golden brown, seasoned to perfection!
$9.26
STINKY FRIES
Our signature steak fries, bathed in our house-made garlic sauce and dusted with parmesan cheese.
$11.29
EVERY DAY WE TRUFFLIN
Our famous steak cut seasoned fries, tossed with shaved parm, parsley, and black truffle oil.
$13.37
GOLDEN ONION HOOPS
$11.29
COWABUNGA STICKS
$11.36
KBB Corn
Ribs of fresh hand cut corn fried the. Tossed in our zesty gochujang BBQ sauce. With pickle salad.
$10.00
BRUSSELS SPROUTS
Fried Brussels sprouts w/Citrus Aioli, crispy shallots, and Balsamic glaze.
$13.00
ARMADILLO EGGS
Cream cheese stuffed jalapeño peppers, breaded and fried. Served with a side of sweet chili sauce for dipping.
$10.00
Mac bites
$11.00
BURGERS
THE FARMBURGER
Classic Angus beef burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles and funny farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.
$16.43
TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
$18.54
THE COWBOY
A third pound Angus beef patty, chopped pulled pork rib meat, stuffed into an onion ring, on a toasted brioche roll, with lettuce, tomato and pickles, with funny farm sauce.
$19.54
UFO BURGER
Two quarter pound patties on a brioche roll, with monkey sauce, lettuce, tomato, and pickles, pepper jack cheese, bacon, jalapeño poppers, and a crispy cheese frico.
$19.54
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PHILLY BURGER
Classic Angus beef burger, shaved Philly beef, grilled onions & peppers, provolone & American cheese, garnished with lettuce, tomato, pickles and funny farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.
$19.54
GET SHORTY BURGER
Our fresh angus beef Farmburger, fully loaded, then topped with Jack & cheddar cheeses, three ounces of braised beef short rib, crispy onion strings, and our house made ketchup!
$19.23
THE BARNYARD
This behemoth feature standard burger produce, but then we pile on every meat in the kitchen. Angus beef patty, cheese, monster onion ring stuffed with rib meat, fried chicken, bbq sauce, and a runny fried egg!
$22.58
CITY SLICKER BURGER
Our 1/3lb patty char-grilled and loaded onto parmesan sour-dough bread, with swiss cheese, lettuce tomato, pickles, red onion, and funny farm sauce.
$15.22
THE MEGA-BURGER
Two 1/4lb patties with 4 gooey slices of American cheese, topped with fried mac n cheese, on a brioche roll with Funny Farm sauce and dill pickle.
$17.54
‘BFD’ BURGER
The Breakfast for Dinner Burger is an Angus patty topped with American cheese, bacon, ham, on tater tots, and out spicy monkey sauce.
$17.62
THE IMPOSSIBLE BURGER
The best plant based burger patty you have ever had. Eats like a beef burger, but is completely meatless! Served fully dressed on
$20.58
THE FRENCHIE
Fried white meat chicken tenders are topped with stacks of shaved black forest ham, and melted Swiss cheese. Finished with lettuce and tomato, on a grilled brioche roll.
$16.47
PUPPY PATTY
Your furry friend get hungry too! One third pound angus beef patty is grilled, but not seasoned, and chopped up so they can enjoy a meal with you!
$5.25
MELTS
GRILLED 6 CHEESE CLASSIC MELT
$12.32
BBQ BRISKET CHEDDAR MELT
$18.54
EL JEFFE
$18.51
ANGUS BEEF PATTY MELT
$16.47
THE WONDERBIRD
$15.36
THE FIREBIRD
$16.47
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PHILLY STEAK MELT
$17.51
MOTHER CLUCKER
$16.47
REETOS
FRIED CHICKEN BLT
$16.47
MONTE CRISTO
$17.47
THE EARLY BIRDY
The ultimate breakfast burrito! Filled with 2 eggs, bacon, black forest ham, tots, cheese, and salsa.
$16.43
PORKASAURUS REX
$17.51
BURGEREETO
$14.43
POUTINE
CLASSIC POUTINE
Straight from the Great White North! Fries with our blended gravy, and white cheddar curds,
$13.40
BEEF SHORT RIB POUTINE
$17.48
BUFFALO CHX POUTINE
$16.48
NOTORIOUS PIG POUTINE
$18.55
BACON CHBURGER POUTINE
$16.48
WAVY GRAVY
$4.00
CHEEZY NOODZ
THE BIG CHEEZ!
$15.51
THE YARDBIRD
$17.72
PHILLY MAC N CHEESESTEAK
$17.62
PESTO LA VISTA BABY
$16.55
BIG POPPA
Jalapeno Mac n Cheese with pepper Jack, bacon, and Jalapeno Poppers
$16.55
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FUNGUS AMONGUS
Mac n cheese with garlic butter sautéed mushrooms
$15.55
PORK KNOX
Topped w/bacon, ham, pulled pork, BBQ sauce, onion strings
$18.90
MAC DADDY
$22.77
BREAKFAST
LEMON french toast
$18.68
SMORES french toast
$18.68
SHAKSHUKA
$16.00
DINNER
BEEF STROGANOFF
$23.88
PAPPARDELLE
$18.44
SOUP SALADS
DECHEFTICON SALAD
This entrée salad is loaded with roasted turkey, black forest ham, Jack and Cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, pepperoncini and house made crouton.
$21.81
HAIL CAESAR SALAD
$15.44
THE BEET GOES ON
$16.48
SIDE SALAD
$8.43
BLTA CHOPPED SALAD
$17.00
Greek Salad
$16.00
TACO TASTIC
$18.48
KiDz MeNu
GrRiLLa ChEeSe
Texas bread, spread, American cheese, small fries.
$8.93
AlFreDo SpIRaLs
Rotelli, Alfredo Sauce
$8.93
KruNcHy ChiCk'N QueSaDiLLa
Flour Tortilla, one tender chopped, shredded blend, salsa side.
$8.93
ChEeZy MiNi MaC
Half Size Mac n Cheese, PLAIN!
$8.93
JuNiOr BuRgEr
4oz Burger, Plain & Dry, small fries.
$8.93
ChiCk'N BaSkEt
Three tenders with small fries & BBQ sauce.
$8.93
SWEETS
GIANT COOKIE
Fresh baked giant cookies. Variety may change.
$4.14
LAVA CAKE
$10.28
Cookie 3Pk
$10.00
Peanutbutter Blast
Layers of chocolate cake w/peanut butter mousse, chocolate ganache, brownie bites and peanut butter chips.
$10.00
PINK PANTHER
$10.00
Posh Cheesecake
Basque Cheesecake
$10.55
Chimi-Churro
$10.00
2pack Bourbon Balls
Loaded with a blend of Basil Hayden and Makers Mark premium bourbon, pecans, butter, and Callebaut Belgian dark chocolate.
$5.45
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Bourbon Pecan Pie
$10.00
SPESHULZ
Chef-a-roni
$21.00
DRINKS
BEVERAGE
ORANGE JUICE
$6.12
ARNOLD PALMER
$5.11
MERMAID LEMONADE
$6.14
FOUNTAIN SODA
$5.11
ICED TEA
$5.11
MEX COKE Bottle
$5.13
Cranberry Juice
$6.18
Root Beer Float
$9.25
Pineapple Juice
$6.18
Milk carton
$4.00
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
$6.00
BREAKFAST
BURGERS
‘BFD’ BURGER
The Breakfast for Dinner Burger is an Angus patty topped with American cheese, bacon, ham, on tater tots, and out spicy monkey sauce.
$17.62
MELTS
MOTHER CLUCKER
$16.47
BREAKFAST
MUTHA CLUCKA
The perfect breakfast for anytime! It’s a grilled cheese stuffed with two fried eggs, black forest ham, bacon, and American cheese.
$16.47
THE EARLY BIRD
A breakfast Reeto for any time of the day! Bacon, 2 eggs, ham, American, Jack & Cheddar cheeses, tater tots, and salsa.
$16.43
WILD WILD WEST BENNIE
$22.78
LEMON french toast
$18.68
SMORES french toast
$18.68
DO ME RIGHT!
$21.89
SHAKSHUKA
$16.00
MERCHANDISE
MERCHANDISE
Hypo Pen
$2.19
BUMPER STCKR CHUCKLES
$3.14
MEDALLION PINS
$2.08
BIGGEST & LOUDEST RUBBER CHICEKN
ONE BIG CLUCKER Everybody knows that Rubber Chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Rubber Chicken is 22-1/2? (57.2 cm) long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. It?s the tuba of Rubber Chickens! A sure laugh-getter! A high point of hilarity! Illustrated hang tag.
$50.80
RUBBER CHICKEN
Screaming rubber chicken toy.
$6.26
UNICORN KEYRING
Who doesn't want a magical unicorn with them everywhere they go?
$2.25
Finger Puppet-ANIMAL
$2.12
DUCKY
$2.25
STICKER
$1.00
Black Truffle Terre Francescane
$30.00
Pickled Pals
$145.00
LATE NIGHT
MUNCHIES
CHICKEN WING A LINGS 10
Our wings are first seasoned and roasted before the final frying process. Crisp and delicious, loaded with flavor! Choose from flavors: classic buffalo, garlickity, lemon pepper, BBQ, teriyaki, sweet
$22.51
WING NUTZ
Tender chunks of all white meat chicken breast, fried Golden brown delicious and coated in your favorite flavors. Served with ranch dip and celery stix.
$16.40
LIL PECKERS
A basket of our all white meat chicken tender fritters. Served with Ranch, BBQ, or Sweet & Sour Sauce.
$13.40
TATER TOTS
A pile of crispy tater tots.
$8.26
STEAK CUT FRIES
Big chunky fries, golden brown, seasoned to perfection!
$9.26
STINKY FRIES
Our signature steak fries, bathed in our house-made garlic sauce and dusted with parmesan cheese.
$11.29
EVERY DAY WE TRUFFLIN
Our famous steak cut seasoned fries, tossed with shaved parm, parsley, and black truffle oil.
$13.37
GOLDEN ONION HOOPS
$11.29
COWABUNGA STICKS
$11.36
BRUSSELS SPROUTS
Fried Brussels sprouts w/Citrus Aioli, crispy shallots, and Balsamic glaze.
$13.00
ARMADILLO EGGS
Cream cheese stuffed jalapeño peppers, breaded and fried. Served with a side of sweet chili sauce for dipping.
$10.00
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