The Funny Farm Restaurant 2
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The Funny Farm Restaurant 2

San Jose, CA • American • $

Your go to restaurant for "CraZy GoOd FoOD!" Classic comfort food, twisted in the most wonderful ways!

(408) 622-6953
4898-150 San Felipe Rd, San Jose, CA
American
Temporarily Closed from 2/7/2025 10:52 PM
Pick up / 15 minutes
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Menu

BEVERAGE

LEMON HALF

$1.00

LEMON WHOLE

$2.00

MUNCHIES

CHICKEN WING A LINGS 10

CHICKEN WING A LINGS 10

Our wings are first seasoned and roasted before the final frying process. Crisp and delicious, loaded with flavor! Choose from flavors: classic buffalo, garlickity, lemon pepper, BBQ, teriyaki, sweet

$22.51
WING NUTZ

WING NUTZ

Tender chunks of all white meat chicken breast, fried Golden brown delicious and coated in your favorite flavors. Served with ranch dip and celery stix.

$16.40
LIL PECKERS

LIL PECKERS

A basket of our all white meat chicken tender fritters. Served with Ranch, BBQ, or Sweet & Sour Sauce.

$13.40
LOADED TOTS

LOADED TOTS

A pile of crispy tater tots, loaded with cheddar and jack cheese, bacon, sour cream, and thin cut scallions.

$13.40
PHILLY TOTS

PHILLY TOTS

Crispy tater tot’s loaded with cheddar and jack cheese, bacon, Funny Farm sauce, grilled peppers and onions, thin sliced Philly steak, and provolone cheese.

$16.49
TATER TOTS

TATER TOTS

A pile of crispy tater tots.

$8.26
STEAK CUT FRIES

STEAK CUT FRIES

Big chunky fries, golden brown, seasoned to perfection!

$9.26
STINKY FRIES

STINKY FRIES

Our signature steak fries, bathed in our house-made garlic sauce and dusted with parmesan cheese.

$11.29
EVERY DAY WE TRUFFLIN

EVERY DAY WE TRUFFLIN

Our famous steak cut seasoned fries, tossed with shaved parm, parsley, and black truffle oil.

$13.37
GOLDEN ONION HOOPS

GOLDEN ONION HOOPS

$11.29
COWABUNGA STICKS

COWABUNGA STICKS

$11.36
KBB Corn

KBB Corn

Ribs of fresh hand cut corn fried the. Tossed in our zesty gochujang BBQ sauce. With pickle salad.

$10.00
BRUSSELS SPROUTS

BRUSSELS SPROUTS

Fried Brussels sprouts w/Citrus Aioli, crispy shallots, and Balsamic glaze.

$13.00
ARMADILLO EGGS

ARMADILLO EGGS

Cream cheese stuffed jalapeño peppers, breaded and fried. Served with a side of sweet chili sauce for dipping.

$10.00

Mac bites

$11.00

BURGERS

THE FARMBURGER

THE FARMBURGER

Classic Angus beef burger with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles and funny farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.

$16.43
TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

$18.54
THE COWBOY

THE COWBOY

A third pound Angus beef patty, chopped pulled pork rib meat, stuffed into an onion ring, on a toasted brioche roll, with lettuce, tomato and pickles, with funny farm sauce.

$19.54
UFO BURGER

UFO BURGER

Two quarter pound patties on a brioche roll, with monkey sauce, lettuce, tomato, and pickles, pepper jack cheese, bacon, jalapeño poppers, and a crispy cheese frico.

🌶️🌶️
$19.54
PHILLY BURGER

PHILLY BURGER

Classic Angus beef burger, shaved Philly beef, grilled onions & peppers, provolone & American cheese, garnished with lettuce, tomato, pickles and funny farm sauce, on a toasted brioche roll.

$19.54
GET SHORTY BURGER

GET SHORTY BURGER

Our fresh angus beef Farmburger, fully loaded, then topped with Jack & cheddar cheeses, three ounces of braised beef short rib, crispy onion strings, and our house made ketchup!

$19.23
THE BARNYARD

THE BARNYARD

This behemoth feature standard burger produce, but then we pile on every meat in the kitchen. Angus beef patty, cheese, monster onion ring stuffed with rib meat, fried chicken, bbq sauce, and a runny fried egg!

$22.58
CITY SLICKER BURGER

CITY SLICKER BURGER

Our 1/3lb patty char-grilled and loaded onto parmesan sour-dough bread, with swiss cheese, lettuce tomato, pickles, red onion, and funny farm sauce.

$15.22
THE MEGA-BURGER

THE MEGA-BURGER

Two 1/4lb patties with 4 gooey slices of American cheese, topped with fried mac n cheese, on a brioche roll with Funny Farm sauce and dill pickle.

$17.54
‘BFD’ BURGER

‘BFD’ BURGER

The Breakfast for Dinner Burger is an Angus patty topped with American cheese, bacon, ham, on tater tots, and out spicy monkey sauce.

$17.62
THE IMPOSSIBLE BURGER

THE IMPOSSIBLE BURGER

The best plant based burger patty you have ever had. Eats like a beef burger, but is completely meatless! Served fully dressed on

$20.58
THE FRENCHIE

THE FRENCHIE

Fried white meat chicken tenders are topped with stacks of shaved black forest ham, and melted Swiss cheese. Finished with lettuce and tomato, on a grilled brioche roll.

$16.47
PUPPY PATTY

PUPPY PATTY

Your furry friend get hungry too! One third pound angus beef patty is grilled, but not seasoned, and chopped up so they can enjoy a meal with you!

$5.25

MELTS

GRILLED 6 CHEESE CLASSIC MELT

GRILLED 6 CHEESE CLASSIC MELT

$12.32
BBQ BRISKET CHEDDAR MELT

BBQ BRISKET CHEDDAR MELT

$18.54
EL JEFFE

EL JEFFE

$18.51
ANGUS BEEF PATTY MELT

ANGUS BEEF PATTY MELT

$16.47
THE WONDERBIRD

THE WONDERBIRD

$15.36
THE FIREBIRD

THE FIREBIRD

🌶️🌶️
$16.47
PHILLY STEAK MELT

PHILLY STEAK MELT

$17.51
MOTHER CLUCKER

MOTHER CLUCKER

$16.47

REETOS

FRIED CHICKEN BLT

FRIED CHICKEN BLT

$16.47
MONTE CRISTO

MONTE CRISTO

$17.47
THE EARLY BIRDY

THE EARLY BIRDY

The ultimate breakfast burrito! Filled with 2 eggs, bacon, black forest ham, tots, cheese, and salsa.

$16.43
PORKASAURUS REX

PORKASAURUS REX

$17.51
BURGEREETO

BURGEREETO

$14.43

POUTINE

CLASSIC POUTINE

CLASSIC POUTINE

Straight from the Great White North! Fries with our blended gravy, and white cheddar curds,

$13.40
BEEF SHORT RIB POUTINE

BEEF SHORT RIB POUTINE

$17.48
BUFFALO CHX POUTINE

BUFFALO CHX POUTINE

$16.48
NOTORIOUS PIG POUTINE

NOTORIOUS PIG POUTINE

$18.55
BACON CHBURGER POUTINE

BACON CHBURGER POUTINE

$16.48
WAVY GRAVY

WAVY GRAVY

$4.00

CHEEZY NOODZ

THE BIG CHEEZ!

THE BIG CHEEZ!

$15.51
THE YARDBIRD

THE YARDBIRD

$17.72
PHILLY MAC N CHEESESTEAK

PHILLY MAC N CHEESESTEAK

$17.62
PESTO LA VISTA BABY

PESTO LA VISTA BABY

$16.55
BIG POPPA

BIG POPPA

Jalapeno Mac n Cheese with pepper Jack, bacon, and Jalapeno Poppers

🌶️🌶️
$16.55
FUNGUS AMONGUS

FUNGUS AMONGUS

Mac n cheese with garlic butter sautéed mushrooms

$15.55
PORK KNOX

PORK KNOX

Topped w/bacon, ham, pulled pork, BBQ sauce, onion strings

$18.90
MAC DADDY

MAC DADDY

$22.77

BREAKFAST

LEMON french toast

$18.68

SMORES french toast

$18.68

SHAKSHUKA

$16.00

DINNER

BEEF STROGANOFF

BEEF STROGANOFF

$23.88
PAPPARDELLE

PAPPARDELLE

$18.44

SOUP SALADS

DECHEFTICON SALAD

DECHEFTICON SALAD

This entrée salad is loaded with roasted turkey, black forest ham, Jack and Cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, pepperoncini and house made crouton.

$21.81
HAIL CAESAR SALAD

HAIL CAESAR SALAD

$15.44
THE BEET GOES ON

THE BEET GOES ON

$16.48
SIDE SALAD

SIDE SALAD

$8.43

BLTA CHOPPED SALAD

$17.00
Greek Salad

Greek Salad

$16.00

TACO TASTIC

$18.48

KiDz MeNu

GrRiLLa ChEeSe

GrRiLLa ChEeSe

Texas bread, spread, American cheese, small fries.

$8.93
AlFreDo SpIRaLs

AlFreDo SpIRaLs

Rotelli, Alfredo Sauce

$8.93
KruNcHy ChiCk'N QueSaDiLLa

KruNcHy ChiCk'N QueSaDiLLa

Flour Tortilla, one tender chopped, shredded blend, salsa side.

$8.93

ChEeZy MiNi MaC

Half Size Mac n Cheese, PLAIN!

$8.93

JuNiOr BuRgEr

4oz Burger, Plain & Dry, small fries.

$8.93

ChiCk'N BaSkEt

Three tenders with small fries & BBQ sauce.

$8.93

SWEETS

GIANT COOKIE

GIANT COOKIE

Fresh baked giant cookies. Variety may change.

$4.14
LAVA CAKE

LAVA CAKE

$10.28
Cookie 3Pk

Cookie 3Pk

$10.00
Peanutbutter Blast

Peanutbutter Blast

Layers of chocolate cake w/peanut butter mousse, chocolate ganache, brownie bites and peanut butter chips.

$10.00
PINK PANTHER

PINK PANTHER

$10.00
Posh Cheesecake

Posh Cheesecake

Basque Cheesecake

$10.55
Chimi-Churro

Chimi-Churro

$10.00
2pack Bourbon Balls

2pack Bourbon Balls

Loaded with a blend of Basil Hayden and Makers Mark premium bourbon, pecans, butter, and Callebaut Belgian dark chocolate.

🍞
$5.45
Bourbon Pecan Pie

Bourbon Pecan Pie

$10.00

SPESHULZ

Chef-a-roni

$21.00

BEVERAGE

ORANGE JUICE

ORANGE JUICE

$6.12
ARNOLD PALMER

ARNOLD PALMER

$5.11
MERMAID LEMONADE

MERMAID LEMONADE

$6.14
FOUNTAIN SODA

FOUNTAIN SODA

$5.11
ICED TEA

ICED TEA

$5.11
MEX COKE Bottle

MEX COKE Bottle

$5.13
Cranberry Juice

Cranberry Juice

$6.18
Root Beer Float

Root Beer Float

$9.25
Pineapple Juice

Pineapple Juice

$6.18

Milk carton

$4.00

SHIRLEY TEMPLE

$6.00

BURGERS

‘BFD’ BURGER

‘BFD’ BURGER

The Breakfast for Dinner Burger is an Angus patty topped with American cheese, bacon, ham, on tater tots, and out spicy monkey sauce.

$17.62

MELTS

MOTHER CLUCKER

MOTHER CLUCKER

$16.47

BREAKFAST

MUTHA CLUCKA

MUTHA CLUCKA

The perfect breakfast for anytime! It’s a grilled cheese stuffed with two fried eggs, black forest ham, bacon, and American cheese.

$16.47
THE EARLY BIRD

THE EARLY BIRD

A breakfast Reeto for any time of the day! Bacon, 2 eggs, ham, American, Jack & Cheddar cheeses, tater tots, and salsa.

$16.43

WILD WILD WEST BENNIE

$22.78

LEMON french toast

$18.68

SMORES french toast

$18.68

DO ME RIGHT!

$21.89

SHAKSHUKA

$16.00

MERCHANDISE

Hypo Pen

Hypo Pen

$2.19
BUMPER STCKR CHUCKLES

BUMPER STCKR CHUCKLES

$3.14

MEDALLION PINS

$2.08
BIGGEST & LOUDEST RUBBER CHICEKN

BIGGEST & LOUDEST RUBBER CHICEKN

ONE BIG CLUCKER Everybody knows that Rubber Chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Rubber Chicken is 22-1/2? (57.2 cm) long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. It?s the tuba of Rubber Chickens! A sure laugh-getter! A high point of hilarity! Illustrated hang tag.

$50.80
RUBBER CHICKEN

RUBBER CHICKEN

Screaming rubber chicken toy.

$6.26

UNICORN KEYRING

Who doesn't want a magical unicorn with them everywhere they go?

$2.25

Finger Puppet-ANIMAL

$2.12
DUCKY

DUCKY

$2.25

STICKER

$1.00
Black Truffle Terre Francescane

Black Truffle Terre Francescane

$30.00

Pickled Pals

$145.00

MUNCHIES

CHICKEN WING A LINGS 10

CHICKEN WING A LINGS 10

Our wings are first seasoned and roasted before the final frying process. Crisp and delicious, loaded with flavor! Choose from flavors: classic buffalo, garlickity, lemon pepper, BBQ, teriyaki, sweet

$22.51
WING NUTZ

WING NUTZ

Tender chunks of all white meat chicken breast, fried Golden brown delicious and coated in your favorite flavors. Served with ranch dip and celery stix.

$16.40
LIL PECKERS

LIL PECKERS

A basket of our all white meat chicken tender fritters. Served with Ranch, BBQ, or Sweet & Sour Sauce.

$13.40
TATER TOTS

TATER TOTS

A pile of crispy tater tots.

$8.26
STEAK CUT FRIES

STEAK CUT FRIES

Big chunky fries, golden brown, seasoned to perfection!

$9.26
STINKY FRIES

STINKY FRIES

Our signature steak fries, bathed in our house-made garlic sauce and dusted with parmesan cheese.

$11.29
EVERY DAY WE TRUFFLIN

EVERY DAY WE TRUFFLIN

Our famous steak cut seasoned fries, tossed with shaved parm, parsley, and black truffle oil.

$13.37
GOLDEN ONION HOOPS

GOLDEN ONION HOOPS

$11.29
COWABUNGA STICKS

COWABUNGA STICKS

$11.36
BRUSSELS SPROUTS

BRUSSELS SPROUTS

Fried Brussels sprouts w/Citrus Aioli, crispy shallots, and Balsamic glaze.

$13.00
ARMADILLO EGGS

ARMADILLO EGGS

Cream cheese stuffed jalapeño peppers, breaded and fried. Served with a side of sweet chili sauce for dipping.

$10.00
Hours and Location
4898-150 San Felipe Rd
San Jose, CA
http://funnyfarmrestaurant.com/
Temporarily Closed from 2/7/2025 10:52 PM